May 2013
pizza:
timeywimeysociopath:
rnackenzie:
remember when my cat helped make pizza
I expect a certain blogger will get here soon
ah yes, it’s only a matter of time until tumblr user my-cat-helped-make-pizza will be here
supermegafoxyawesomehotnot:
teruteruhanamura:
im fucking cryiNG OH MY GOD???? THIS GUY FROM SHREK
IS CALLED LORD FARQUAAD RIGHT??? AND FARQUAAD SOUNDS A LOT LIKE FUCKWAD WHEN U SAY IT
LORD FUCKWAD
HOW DID THAT ONE SLIP PAST
SAY IT WITH AN ENGLISH ACCENT
eleventripstodisneyland:
What do you call a punk vegetarian?
Avril LaVEGAN
What do you call a punk vegetarian?
escapistaz:
If we’re friends, there’s a 106% chance that I’m always petrified that you secretly hate me.
I hate my friends
lunaticphan:
So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT
But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut.
Cry
best-of-funny:
mouzekat89:
Oh. My. God. LOOK AT THESE PRECIOUS LITTLE BALLS OF CUTE PERFECTION JUST LOOK AT THEM AND THEY COME IN WHITE
X
ispeakineloquently:
fudgeflies:
i wonder what’s happening right now over at hogwarts
probably education since harry doesn’t go there anymore
masterwayne-at-221b:
saltandtorchit:
FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT THIS IS SAM WINCHESTER’S REACTION TO BEING TOLD HE’S GOING TO DIE
the supernatural fandom needs a lesson in what the word ‘friendly’ means
mickiemilkovich:
why do bad movies happen to good actors
earthnation:
people who have the same name as me are competition
doctorwho:
borderlineotaku:
thetasrose:
adventure-scape:
can i just say i really hope Doctor Who survives to see its 100th anniversary?
Can you imagine those of us who may still be alive? We may break a hip from all the excitement.
lzbth:
‘im not a feminist’ ‘why?’ ‘because i don’t hate men’
wocowoco:
princekilljoy:
the-animation-alchemist:
white people are not the bad guys
Christian people are not the bad guys
Republicans are not the bad guys
straight people are not the bad guys
cisgender people are not the bad guys
rich people are not the bad guys
men are not the bad guys
racist, bigoted, homophobic, ignorant, selfish, and / or rude people are the bad guys
dear social...
Add in your own language
English: I love you
Dutch: Ik hou van je.
German: Ich liebe dich.
Danish: Jeg elsker dig.
Portuguese: Eu te amo
Slovenian: Ljubim te
Bollywood: Maiṁ tumasē pyāra karatā hūm̐
Tumblr: FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK I HATE YOU
Keymash: alskdfjcashbcnlasdjfan
Harry Potter: Always
Thornberry: BLARHAGARHHGARH
Dean: Don't ever change.
Fangirlish: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LOOK AT YOU jasdhfifhss
Hungarian: Szeretlek
Persian: Doostet daram
Czech: Miluju tě
Turkish: Seni seviyorum
Batman: NO LOVE. ONLY JUSTICE.
Russian: Я тебя люблю (Ya tebya lyublyu)
Night at the Roxbury: WHAT IS LOVE?! Baby don't hurt me...
Italian: Ti amo~
Nightwing: Touch my ass
Tim Drake: Erm. Erm. Erm. Um. Erm. Erm. Hi.
asexual: will there be wifi
Korra: Look, I really like you and I think we were meant for each other!
Persona 3 and 4: Level 10 social link right there
Carly Rae Jepson: Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my number so call me maybe?
Spanish: Te amo.
Loki: You have heart.
Adele: Never mind, I'll find someone like you
Tony Stark: Give yourself 12 percent of the credit. . .
Ace Attorney: Thanks to you, I am saddled with... unnecessary feelings.
Homura: MADOKA-CHAN!!
Toph: *PUNCHES YOU* That's how I show affection.
Sokka: BOOMERANG!!
Mai: I don't hate you.
Zuko: Honor!!
Captain Jack Harkness: Hi, I'm Captain Jack Harkness.
Sherlock: You're an idiot.
John Watson: I always say "I love you", but it's usually subtext
Blaine Anderson: I lo- AND CUT!
Spock: I have been emotionally compromised
Ryan Murphy: MORE FINCHEL!
Kurt Hummel: *sipping coffee**splutters*
Taylor Swift: And that's the way I loved you! Breakin down and comin' undone, it's a roller coaster kinna rush and I never knew I could feel that much and that's the way I loved you.
Rumplestiltskin: NOBODY CAN EVER LOVE ME!
The Doctor: Rose Tyler... I--
Thor: You give up this poisonous dream! You come home.
Arthur: Merlin, you idiot!
Steven Moffat: Make them suffer. That is how I show the emotion you humans refer to as 'love'.
Daleks: EXTERMINATE!
Captain Jack Sparrow: I'm cap'n Jack Sparrow, savvy?
Loki: Sentiment
Pepper: We were having 12% of a moment
Hulk: HULK SMASH DAT ASS
Odin: HUARGH
Coulson: I watched you while you slept
Hiddlestoner: I'm uncontrollably excited about you
Steve Rogers: Mr. Stark...
Rachel: I got off the plane.
Welsh: Rwy'n dy garu di
Sam Winchester: You are my brother, there is nothing in the world I wouldn't do for you
Elena: It's always going to be stefan
Kuroko: I will be the shadow of your light and make you the best player in Japan
Sam Puckett: I never said 'I hate you'
Tony: There was one more guy you pissed off... his name's Phil.
James: Q
Q: 007
Pinhead: What is your pleasure?
Scott Pilgrim: I'm in lesbians with you.
Bug: Eep-opp-ork-ah-ah
The Doctor: We had the best of times
The Master: Get out of the way
Les Mis: do you permit it?
Phantom Phandom: Say you'll need me every waking moment.
Eponine Thenardier: And do you know Monsieur Marius ? I believe I was a little in love with you.
Augustus Waters: Okay?
Hazel Grace Lancaster: Okay.
Nerdfighters: You have a stupid face.
Merlin: Dollophead
Croatian: Volim te
Arthur: Just hold me
Arthur: Thank you
Cas: Dean and I share a profound bond
Sherlock: I'd be lost without my blogger!
Phandom: you are better than toast
Cas: Hello Dean
Dean: I'd rather have you, cursed or not
Harvey Specter: He goes, I go
Mike Ross: Come on, I love you Harvey
Donna Paulsen: I'm not apologizing for who I am
Jessica Pearson: You will replace every one of those goddamn bran bars
Louis Litt: You just got Litt Up!
Rachel Zane: You think this is a year round tan?
Peeta Mellark: Here have some burnt bread
Authur: I want you to always be you
Dean: Bitch
Ashley Clements: Shut your stupid Dump Truck face
Dean: I prayed to you Cas, every night!
Will Grayson: my name is will grayson. and I appreciate you, tiny cooper!
Sam: Jerk
Damon Salvatore: I snapped your brothers neck because you wouldn't let me assault you
The Notebook: It wasn't over for me....Not yet...... It still isn't over.
POBAW: And in that moment, I swear, we were infinite.
Looking for Alaska: Aren't we all searching for a great perhaps? A way out of the labyrinth.
It's A Wonderful Life: What is it you want, Mary? What do you want? You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down. Hey. That's a pretty good idea. I'll give you the moon, Mary.
Samuel L Jackson: I fucking love you motherfucker.
Maltese: Inhobbok ja qatta liba f'oxx kemm ghandek.
marrymejasonsegel:
latinagabi:
dangerhamster:
rnarker:
a man walks into a zoo. the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. it’s a shitzu
this is literally my favourite joke ever
I don’t get it :(
Shitzu—-shit zoo
SUPERWHOLOCK RIGHT NOW
Supernatural Fandom: We're in hiatus . . .
Sherlock Fandom: . . .
Sherlock Fandom: . . .
Sherlock Fandom (Sincerely): Oh you poor souls. Here, let me awkwardly hug you. Ssh . . .
Whovians: Ssh. It's okay. We know how it feels. Just be thankful that it's not endi-
Merlin Fandom: - Begins Sobbing -
Whovians: Sorry! The point is, Supernatural Fandom, you'll be okay. Just take a few deep breaths and
Whovians: No
Whovians: Supernatural Fandom what
Whovians: Okay calm down
Whovians: What are you doing?
Whovians: STAHP
Whovians: IT'S ONLY BEEN A FEW DAYS, GUYS!
Sherlock Fandom: Haha! YES! Spot on!
Whovians: They get that from your side of the family.
- Whovians watch as the Supernatural Fandom and Sherlock Fandom cause havoc on the dashboard -
Whovians: I swear I'm adopted.
Sherlockians: Wait... Don't you have a season finale this week as well?
Whovians: SHIT.
belle-morningstar:
Remember that time when the t mobile girl was really sweet
but then virgin mobile made fun of her
so t mobile stepped its shit up
it’s like high school drama except with phone company’s
